mercoledì 4 novembre 2015

10 - AND YELLOW FINALLY KNEW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GETTING STUCK AND BEING STUCK

It had been a very long day for our rubber friend, he and his brother Orange, were still  into the tube and nobody had come to their rescue. Not that they really wanted to be rescued. Just on top of the cabinet there was a scary bear watching them with those little black holes he called eyes and those scaring rounded ears. Two hours before yellow did believed bears did not exist, let alone bears with red shirts.
To be honest the two brothers pretended to be dare ducks but instead, deep down they were just baby ducks and they scared easily and after the Halloween movie, they had chickened out.
Now the movie star hovered over their heads and was desperately trying to tell them he was one of the good guys. Though Yellow and Orange knew he was most definitely not.
He told them his name was Winnie the Pooh, he was a dispenser ever since he could remember and he was chock full of honey flavored soap. He was also willing to share the soap with them.
Yellow didn’t really believed him but he told them nice stories about a Hundred Acre Wood (whatever the heck it was) and he was more and more convincing by the minute. At one point, to prove his point, he decided to help rescue them from the bottom of the tube. He had a plan and he was in first line. The tube was too slippery so they had been stuck there, he was planning to drop the belt of the (oh gosh! so very pink) toweling robe so Yellow and his bro could climb it in order to reach the bathtub edge. Yellow started to think he was that bad of a bear after all. They were going to count to three. One, two….and duck dispenser pushed – he said it had been an accident -  (envious much?) the Winnie the Pooh dispenser from the edge.
The bear soap-bringer fell down. Yellow saw him coming but had no time to react. Winnie hit him and pushed him on the left. As soon as Winnie recovered he looked around and found a funny scene. Orange was guffawing desperately and Yellow….well Yellow was stuck in the shower drain and couldn’t move. The bear had involuntarily pushed him there and ‘cause of his heaviness, had  managed to stuck him there. Yellow knew it, the bear was evil.


Bottom line: if you are in danger don’t pin yours hopes on a bear, he will only make it worse.

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