It had been
a very long day for our rubber friend, he and his brother Orange, were
still into the tube and nobody had come
to their rescue. Not that they really wanted to be rescued. Just on top of the
cabinet there was a scary bear watching them with those little black holes he
called eyes and those scaring rounded ears. Two hours before yellow did
believed bears did not exist, let alone bears with red shirts.
To be
honest the two brothers pretended to be dare ducks but instead, deep down they
were just baby ducks and they scared easily and after the Halloween movie, they
had chickened out.
Now the
movie star hovered over their heads and was desperately trying to tell them he
was one of the good guys. Though Yellow and Orange knew he was most definitely not.
He told
them his name was Winnie the Pooh, he was a dispenser ever since he could
remember and he was chock full of honey flavored soap. He was also willing to
share the soap with them.
Yellow
didn’t really believed him but he told them nice stories about a Hundred Acre
Wood (whatever the heck it was) and he was more and more convincing by the
minute. At one point, to prove his point, he decided to help rescue them from
the bottom of the tube. He had a plan and he was in first line. The tube was too
slippery so they had been stuck there, he was planning to drop the belt of the
(oh gosh! so very pink) toweling robe so Yellow and his bro could climb it in
order to reach the bathtub edge. Yellow started to think he was that bad of a
bear after all. They were going to count to three. One, two….and duck dispenser
pushed – he said it had been an accident -
(envious much?) the Winnie the Pooh dispenser from the edge.
The bear
soap-bringer fell down. Yellow saw him coming but had no time to react. Winnie
hit him and pushed him on the left. As soon as Winnie recovered he looked
around and found a funny scene. Orange was guffawing desperately and
Yellow….well Yellow was stuck in the shower drain and couldn’t move. The bear
had involuntarily pushed him there and ‘cause of his heaviness, had managed to stuck him there. Yellow knew it,
the bear was evil.
Bottom line: if you are in danger don’t pin yours hopes on a bear, he will only make
it worse.
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