Valentine
day was almost there and Chanel managed to harass kinda everyone. She couldn’t
stop blathering about Théo and the wonderful gift he used to give her. Actually
it was quite impossible since they lived in the same house for less than a year
and February was one of the missing months of their almost year together but
she didn’t really pointed that out. Christmas, Easter, birthdays it doesn’t
matter, presents are presents and there is no time like now to get a present.
She
was not really flirting with our duck pals, she was more likely asking them to
take her to the soap dispenser for a goodnight kiss and give her a present. Yep,
asking like “C’mon Yellow, it’s just for an evening, you ask me out, we have a
nice dinner that you are going to arrange and then you can give me your
present.” Another duck would have been shocked but our yellow pal was too smart
or just too full of himself to bother. “Sure thing Chan. like I got nothing
better to do that evening.”
Truth
was her Majesty Elisabeth Duck Queen of England had no one. Shakey and Scott
were really chivalrous but at the end of the day it was just a polite façade,
she was not the one their eyes lingered on when they thought she wasn’t looking.
Shakey
was in love with an ugly old sponge, she wondered what did he could ever find
in her, while her Scottish friend had the hots for Centurion.
So
she commanded to throw a party, some music and a little bit of dancing. She was
sure all the ducks in the bathroom would have asked her to dance, her pride
would have been safe a sound from nasty comments about her being alone and all
that “the virgin queen” stuff that came out every time there was a party going
on. Though, she had still a few problems understanding why they named a soft drink
after her while her elder sister got a freaking awesome “bloody mary”.
Nobody
told her it was not about alcohol, it was just too fun to spoil it.
Still
his majesty wasn’t really satisfied so she decided it was a woman-choice event.
One of those crappy revers stuff.
Yellow
asked Violet to ask him and she simply did. Then he joined his bro Orange.
Girls
liked him, Yellow was sure he had already more than one option to choose from. Orange
was really angry instead . Yellow patted his shoulder (does duck have shoulders?
boh) and Orange scoffed. He asked again
and in a matter of second he was floating in the water but he wasn’t in the
washbasin or the tube….definitely no. He asked a third time from his unlikely location and Orange responded by flushing the
toilet.
Wanna
know why?
You’ll
discover it on Valentine day story: Orange and the word in reverse
Bottom
line: doesn’t matter who are you dealing with, on Valentine time better watch
your mouth
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